the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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