I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
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I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
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STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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