Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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