Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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