yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
she pinky promised me she was 18
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
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