I think I just saw someone hide a body.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
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Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
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Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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