i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
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I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
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I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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