:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
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She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
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We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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