They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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