I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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