So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
She's JV to your varsity
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
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I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
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And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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