We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
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If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
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I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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