I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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