Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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