I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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