Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
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once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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