R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
she told me i tasted like america
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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