Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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