Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
It's shark week go big or go home
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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