C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
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