brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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