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• (917): View more from New York City

  She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?

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  Lmao what?

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  It's a yes or no question.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.

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• (916): View more from California

  Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.

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• (619): View more from California

  I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.

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  19 Of The Creepiest (Most Inexplicable) Things People Experienced

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• (310): View more from California

  I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.

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• (806): View more from Texas

  You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING

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• (352): View more from Florida

  Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice

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