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I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora

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Please tell me how you discovered this.

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I was looking in the mirror snooping around

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(440): I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora (1-440): Please tell me how you discovered this. (440): I was looking in the mirror snooping around<p></p> http://tfl.nu/7aua

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(908): View more from New Jersey

why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?

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(908): why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it? http://tfl.nu/3moc

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(626): View more from California

Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.

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(626): Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive. http://tfl.nu/gm46

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills

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(617): everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills http://tfl.nu/tub1

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(407): View more from Florida

If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.

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(407): If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life. http://tfl.nu/zp1p

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She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.

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Whoa, you know how to pick em.

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(440): She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave. (216): Whoa, you know how to pick em. http://tfl.nu/b5eo

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(916): View more from California

So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.

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(916): So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones. http://tfl.nu/pw89

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(941): View more from Florida

I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.

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(941): I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh. http://tfl.nu/0uja

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(605): View more from South Dakota

Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.

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Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.

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(605): Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability. (1-605): Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit. http://tfl.nu/l83k

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Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.

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(813): Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier. http://tfl.nu/oqez

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(615): View more from Tennessee

Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...

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(615): Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers... http://tfl.nu/ugq8

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(847): View more from Illinois

Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....

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(847): Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships.... http://tfl.nu/9uw5

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually

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Don't remember, didn't happen

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I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED

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(781): I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually (1-781): Don't remember, didn't happen (781): I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED http://tfl.nu/of5j

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(309): View more from Illinois

I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON

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THE MOOOOOOOON

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(309): I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON (309): THE MOOOOOOOON http://tfl.nu/ew4x

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He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed

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(850): He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed http://tfl.nu/67ny

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