Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(804): View more from Virginia

I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five

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(631): View more from New York

I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde

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(614): View more from Ohio

I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun

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(201): View more from New Jersey

Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.

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(828): View more from North Carolina

Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?

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(817): View more from Texas

apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon

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(819): View more from Quebec

I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain

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(313): View more from Michigan

will a lunchtime blow job make it better?

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