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• (705): View more from Ontario

  Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye

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  Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?

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  25 Cringeworthy Below the Pants Injuries

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  of course we have a beer bong

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  how else would we feed our christmas tree

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos

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• (315): View more from New York

  WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.

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• (805): View more from California

  THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall

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• (606): View more from Kentucky

  He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.

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