So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
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I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
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I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason