Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
23 Roommates Share Secrets Their Roomie Thinks They Don’t Know
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
29 Cringeworthy Situations People Realized They Shouldn’t Be In
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
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