Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
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