Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
Randomize
