ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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