This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
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I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
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My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
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