You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
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In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
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If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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