If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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