what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Randomize
