There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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