My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
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