There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
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How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
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It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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