I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
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The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
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I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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