I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
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Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
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At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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