I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
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