Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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