I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
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I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
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No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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