1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
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You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
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How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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