So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
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There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
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I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize