shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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