Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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