If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
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was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
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Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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