I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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