he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
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