No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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