I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
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