I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
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