yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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