i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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