Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
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Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
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I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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