I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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