he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
I see more hoeing in ur future
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