God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Randomize
