absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
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You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
porn star boner night. come get it.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
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He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Did you pee in the oven last night??
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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